Ok, So I Went For Shank Of Lamb Instead
but all I brought was my lousy, new cellphone so no food pics, but
later that night I dreamt someone was teaching me a new spaghetti and meatballs recipe where one should prepare the meatballs and the spaghetti separately. then the teacher – whom I didn’t recognize immediately – showed us how to put the meatballs in our mouths without chewing them, and then slurp the spaghetti – the teacher demonstrated vividly how to slurp it – before slowly using our tongues to roll the spaghetti around the meatballs, and just as he was elaborating on how we next were supposed to swap the meatballs between our mouths without dropping them I suddenly recognized him, the teacher was a man who allegedly has had ice in the rubben, Royal Norwegian Cross Country Skier Petter “Moose” Northug, King Of Ice Cold Five Mile Runs, and naturally I awoke with a bloody scream in the snowy night. It was disgusting.
Lord Have Mercy On Me,
og Gi Meg Solen, Mor. Gi Meg Solen.