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Eg Kallar Det “Major Software Problems (Ay, Sjå Opp)”

Posted in Free Liu Xia, Free Pussy Riot, nynorsk grisedikt by Knutsvik on August 13, 2013

skaldekunsten har alltid låge hjartet mitt nær, så i høve dei alvorlege mjukvare-problema mine har eg skrive eit dikt. eg kallar det “Major Software Problems (Ay, Sjå Opp)”:

 

ay, sjå opp

der kjem gamle Kaptein K klatrande

med knullekuken kaut og klar

får eg sjå på fitta di, sa han

så fin og flott ho er

 

ay, sjå opp

der kjem gamle Kaptein K klatrande

for ein kar

får eg fingre fitta di, sa han

så freidig og så frekk

 

ja du får fingre fitta mi

eg er så kaut og klar

ja du får fingre fitta mi

var knullejentas svar

 

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  1. z ... said, on August 13, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    ***

    Haha Romeo and Juliet Epos ?
    You must be really upset MK
    Well put but please do not despair
    rather change the Operative System

    *

    • Knutsvik said, on August 13, 2013 at 4:56 PM

      haha, ay, Zamoysky, dirty poems flow from noble minds – I need a new laptop 😀

      Hepp!

      • z ... said, on August 13, 2013 at 5:30 PM

        ***

        I need a new Laptop as well
        Academia here hates Google Chrome
        ( yet they Google all the Time anyway ! )
        I survived on Chrome last Year hihi
        but now ohhh…I just hate
        the bare Thought of Windows again

        *

        • Knutsvik said, on August 13, 2013 at 6:20 PM

          ay, Zamo, Windows 8 is hell hell hell! I hate it more than anything else I’ve ever had to struggle with computer wise the past fifteen years! may they burn!

          (no wonder the mind wanders 😀 )

          Hepp!

          • z ... said, on August 13, 2013 at 8:00 PM

            ***

            I agree totally !
            I dream of Google Chrome Pixel yet
            that has to wait little bit ….first a nice Paper
            written on something compatible with my
            Professor System hihi

            *

            • Knutsvik said, on August 13, 2013 at 10:54 PM

              haha, ay, Zamoysky, Princessa – to find something compatible with professor systems is not an easy task at all, and I advice you to hang on to it if you ever find it 😀

              Hepp!

  2. hobokollektiv said, on August 14, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    I don’t know if I translated it correct but dirty poems from noble minds are just my kind of stuff, captein! Who needs computers when we have these dirty thoughts in the back of our minds & these beautiful girls to soothe our restless souls. I suggest more girls for these souls of ours, buddy. More & more & more!

    All the best & safe travels, Fritsch.

    • Knutsvik said, on August 14, 2013 at 4:10 PM

      haha, ay Fritsch, I don’t really think it’s possible to properly translate “nynorsk” into any other modern language. most Norwegians think it’s just incomprehensible noise – and I guess they’re right, but still – it’s my favorite language, dirty words sound even better 😀

      it seems most of my software and computer problems have been solved, at least I have a working picture editor again, and one that seems to be working properly too.

      more girls, pal, more girls!

      Hepp!

  3. MT said, on August 14, 2013 at 6:48 PM

    Eg ler høgt Mr !

    🙂

    • Knutsvik said, on August 14, 2013 at 9:22 PM

      hahaha, ay huff, MT, nei dette er no berre fælt! kva hadde vel gamlemor K sagt om ho hadde lese eldstesonen no 😀

      *ler*

      Hepp!

      • MT said, on August 14, 2013 at 10:05 PM

        Ho hadde gått stille ut att, iallefall hadde denne mora gjort det 🙂

        Nynorsk er flott det!

        • Knutsvik said, on August 14, 2013 at 11:10 PM

          haha, klok mor, MT!

          og nynorsk er best – ingen protest 😀

          Hepp!


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