He Just Played “Blue Bayou” For The Drunks Every Night (Juicyfied)
he never knew it was all going to be like this. he was born somewhere else, and never knew he was going to be a king.
he was just a cool, cowboy hat wearing Bergen bartender with a thing for a short order cook across the street and he liked Linda Ronstadt and dreamt of writing a screenplay about his own life. he always said “juicy” whenever the drunks ordered something. – give me a beer, buddy, they said. – juicy! – Jack and coke, please. – oh, that’s juicy…. he called his secret screenplay “Juicyfied” and told the drunks about it all the time.
oh, that’s juicy.
he never knew it was going to be all like this. he just liked Linda Ronstadt and played “Blue Bayou” for the drunks every night.